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Goat Simulator MMO DLC 11/20

You’re kidding, right?  Nope, not remotely.  After its original gestation back on April 1st of 2014, the lunatics good people over at Coffee Stain are ready to bring to term Goat Simulator MMO as a DLC add-on through Steam on November 20th.

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Because you needed a baby goat reference today.

The DLC will feature character progression to level 101, not to be outdone by Blizzard’s recent Warlords of Draenor expansion for World of Warcraft (but that’s SERIOUSLY another post entirely), with playable classes of Warrior, Rogue, Magician, Hunter and Microwave, because I don’t even.  For existing owners (proud or not) this will also be FREE as part of patch 1.2, so you can “stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram” while enjoying gobs of new content “…you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria”.

You’ve tried the rest, now try ANOTHER of the rest in a few days in perhaps the slapstick-est physics-based simulator out there, because “there are even elves and dwarves like in that movie”.

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And just in time for the holidays

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